Who is Cowboy Poetry?

Cowboy Poetry wears a Saint Ampede buckle
polishes it every night by candlelight

bow leg barrel ride
legs buckle at the 8-second mark and bunny belts

I’m not saying Saint Ampede’s Virgins aren’t
but he’s got his pride

I mean like a lion does
Saint Ampede’s Princesses and Queen and the Young Canadians

and it’s immaculate: every year Saint Ampede fathers
Cowboy Poetry

and we all celebrate with breakfast
flap that, Jack. Saint Ampede is all around us

the motherfucking King of Heaven
the Patron Saint of Calgary