from Cowboy Poetry, St. Ampede and The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth

Wonder Woman’s got nothing on
Cowboy Poetry’s lasso

he’s got this trick with a rope
he’ll dog-leg, he’ll hog-tie, spit on his hand spit in your eye

there’s a tear in my beer
for my Wonder Woman Underoos

Cowboy Poetry’s lariat and bolo
chaps and 10 gallon uniform his every move

meanwhile I’ve got my Wonder Woman panties in a knot
to dog-collar Cowboy Poetry

steal his pearlized snaps and
dog-tag him for the feedlot